My loyal subjects and fans of
SI'MYBIO Your great ruler - me - the most majestic King of the South Pacific welcomes you.
One of my most loyal chums and senior island promoters, the Bard, suggested that I make a blog thing and discuss my bowel movements to the world. (By the way - meet the wife - Queen Farte's of Ten. I know how to pick 'em you know!)
"A blog thing?" I said. "Yes, your highness", he grovelled, "it will bring more visitors to your glorious islands, which will also bring in lots of dosh."
I sure liked the sound of that. Dish the Crapp and rake the Dosh. "Wonga Wonga Wonga" was my new island tourist slogan, and all of my minions are now ordered to proclaim it. That Bard knows which side his bread is buttered!
Anyway, I have a duty to perform. Must have been those baked beans I had for breakfast. You may leave now. Go on! Off you go! I shall summon you again soon. Don't forget to leave your compliments in the King's guestbook (and they better be good!).
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